Thursday, June 26, 2008

Non-Pathological Conservatism

Liberals are battling with the whole mystery of why conservatives are so much happier than them. Yes, it certainly is an enigma why people who believe in personal responsibility are psychologically healthier than people who believe they're the hapless victims of wider society.

Surprisingly, the answer turns out to be that conservatives are insensitive pigs. Again. So even when liberalism turns out to be the more damaging ideology, that's only because conservatives are even sicker. It's science!

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